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LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	1414
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!