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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8906 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.
