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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7807 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!
