The Chalkeaters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6554
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4121
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4939	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!