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TimeTravelNoShow

Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Future, futuristic, Historic, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, invention, mind-bending, Paradox, Possibility, Potential, science fiction, speculation, Technology, Temporal, time travel, Timeline, TimeTravelNoShow, Unexplored

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magic Items Found:	3868
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server where time travel is real, but no one has come back yet because they’re too busy mining diamonds in the future! Join our server and be the first to meet a time traveler who will show you how to build a time machine out of dirt and chicken feathers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Time travel, talking cows, and dancing llamas await you!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets power struggles, allies team up for noodles, and cheesy towns reign supreme!

Allies, atmosphere, Brewery, chaotic, Cheesy, Community, community requested, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, meets, Minecarts, music disks, Noodles, pasta, Plugins, power, PvP, Reign, rp, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Struggles, SUPREME, Survival, TEAM, Towns, trinkets

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	9660

Minecraft Server Information

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord Link

https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool! There is a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like custom Music disk midis, player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, and random stuff.

Try out our place if you’re interested!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can I find in the server shop?	The shop sells trinkets, custom Music disk midis, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
Are there any towns in the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns in the server.
Can I request new plugins?	Yes, the community can request new plugins for the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

9tjTIe2kMJswYTBh, ANONYMOUS, Chat Room, CraftyCraze, digital communication, discussion group, Group Chat, group messaging, internet forum, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile app, networking, No. 920659739, Online Community, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, virtual hangout, virtual meeting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	21452
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	9741
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted hot tub where you can soak your worries away while chatting with a talking chicken who gives great life advice.

So why wait? Join our Telegram group now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

absurd humor, Anime, asobi asobase, AsobiCraft, comedy, dark comedy, Female Protagonist, friendship, high school, japanese animation, loose threads, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, otaku culture, quirky characters, school life, Server, slice of life, student council, subplot series, Suzumoto Rin, tard wrangler, unexpected ending

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

Airport, Clients, Communication Issues, crucial meetings, different flights, family dynamics, family trip, Focused, irritated wife, marriage conflicts, meeting with clients, Minecraft, pregnant wife, Room4Me, separate hotel room, separate room, Server, stay at home wife, summer vacation, travel disagreements, well rested, work trip, young children

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and exploring with a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers!

Looking for a vacation from your everyday responsibilities? Join us and build your dream world without any pregnant wife drama or work interruptions! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any hotel room disputes or misunderstandings about flights.

Don’t worry about needing to be well-rested for meetings here – on our server, the only meetings you’ll have are with fellow players to plan your next epic build or raid on a dungeon! Say goodbye to arguments over separate hotel rooms and hello to a world where the only thing you need to focus on is having fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a vacation when you can have endless adventures in our blocky paradise? You won’t find any angry spouses here, just pure gaming bliss!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

BETRAYAL, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, confusion, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, Disappointment, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, feeling left out, Friend, friendship, hurt feelings, kids in wedding, maid of honor, MOH, regret, Support, Wedding, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	8224
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings where you’re not even invited to be a bridesmaid? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a bridesmaid! That’s right, you’ll be walking down the pixelated aisle in style, surrounded by all your blocky friends.

Join our server and experience the drama of choosing your maid of honor, dealing with last-minute wedding planning, and feeling crushed when you’re not chosen as a bridesmaid. Who needs real-life weddings when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and say “I do” to the craziest wedding experience of your life. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with all your blocky buddies?

SexyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, appealing, arousing, Captivating, charming, desirable, Enchanting, enticing, flirtatious, INTIMATE, Irresistible, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, Sexycraft, Stimulating, Suggestive, titillating

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you ready to hear the sexiest thing ever? Join our Minecraft server and hear our villagers whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you mine for diamonds. They’ll tell you how your pickaxe is the most attractive tool they’ve ever seen and how your crafting skills make them weak in the knees. Trust us, you’ve never experienced romance like this before in a virtual world. So come join us and let the love (and creepers) explode!

ObscureCraft: Fact Me Up

bizarre information, curious details, esoteric facts, fact, Fun facts, interesting facts, little known information, obscure fact, ObscureCraft, odd trivia, offbeat facts, peculiar details, peculiar facts, random knowledge, rare knowledge, strange information, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, unique trivia, unusual facts, unusual tidbits, weird facts

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8532	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Do you know that on our Minecraft server, if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes? Yes, you heard it right! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for a day! So come join us and discover all the wacky and wonderful secrets our server has to offer!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Agreement, CraftyCommies, defense agreement, defense cooperation, defense logistics, defense logistics pact, defense pact, defense pact signing, India, India-Russia defense pact, India-Russia military pact, India-Russia relations, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military logistics agreement, military logistics pact, Minecraft, russia, Server, SIGNING, strategic partnership

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6529	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

lol imagine if india and russia were in minecraft and they were like “yo bro let’s sign a military logistics pact” and then they were all like “yeah man let’s do it soon” like they were planning some epic battle or something.

Join our minecraft server and be a part of this crazy world where india and russia are teaming up for some epic adventures. Build bases, fight mobs, and maybe even sign your own military logistics pact with your friends.

Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. So come join us and let’s make some minecraft history together!

PatriotCraft: Israeli-Ukrainian Alliances

air defense, alliances, arms transfer, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, IsraeliUkrainian, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, missile defense, Patriot batteries, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot batteries than Israel has to Ukraine 😂 our server is so lit that even during wars in the north, we still have time to play minecraft and blow stuff up 💥 join us for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your life 🤪 who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones in minecraft, amirite? 😜 join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! 🎮 #minecraft #patriotbatteries #craziness