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Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9223	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	165
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	1124	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	8896	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	161

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5750
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1608	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mines Excavated:	2967	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!