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Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	202328
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	7411
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1509
Crops Grown:	1003	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	5554
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!