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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9031 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 6478 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
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Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!
