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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Votes:	2096
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7510
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	117	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Votes:	9110	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!