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CoddledCraft: Where Minecraft meets controversial opinions!

activism, Anti Israel protests, campus chaos, chaos on campus, coddled students, CoddledCraft, college, controversial, democrats, education, free speech, Hoover Institution, meets, Minecraft, normalized bad behavior, Opinions, POL, Political Correctness, political polarization, PROTESTS, snowflake generation, social justice, the bottom line, today’s students, Victor Davis Hanson

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1319	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of the snowflake generation causing chaos on campus? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is a safe haven from the coddled students of today, where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior without any bad behavior being normalized. Trust us, Victor Davis Hanson himself would approve of this server. So come on, join us and let’s show those snowflakes how real gamers do it!

NoBraceletNoProblem

acceptance, blended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family inclusion, family relationships, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, NoBraceletNoProblem, parental support, something borrowed, stepmother, stepsisters, wedding accessories, wedding bracelet, wedding day

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing all sides of the family, even in blocky form! Join us and show love and acceptance for your third parent and third side of the family by wearing a virtual bracelet passed down from generations of Minecraft players!

Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to honor both moms during your virtual wedding ceremony. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and family-oriented?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to represent your step and half siblings in the most epic way possible. Join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre dating, DATING, dating preferences, eccentric dating, funny dating, funny relationships, Minecraft, odd dating, outlandish dating, peculiar dating, Preferences, quirky dating, ridiculous dating preference, Server, strange dating, strange relationships, Swipecraft, unconventional dating, unconventional relationships, unique dating, unusual dating, weird dating, weird relationships

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of dating apps and their boring preferences? Well, on our Minecraft server, we match you with your perfect blocky soulmate based on your favorite type of ore! That’s right, forget swiping left or right, just tell us if you’re team diamond or team emerald and we’ll find you the perfect match!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Love Castle, where players can go on romantic quests to win the heart of their pixelated crush. From slaying dragons together to building the most epic pixel art love letters, there’s no limit to the crazy adventures you can have on our server.

So why waste time on boring dating apps when you can find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the blocky romance begin!

LoveCraftedLOL

authentic love, Commitment, deep connection, emotional bond, emotional intimacy, genuine love, lasting love, long term love, love and lust, love language, LoveCraftedLOL, meaningful relationship, relationship advice, Respect, signs of love vs lust, Signs of True love, soulmate connection, true feelings., true love signs, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for that special someone who truly loves you for more than just your diamond pickaxe skills? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find love in the most unexpected places!

Join us and you’ll know it’s true love when your fellow players build you a castle made entirely of obsidian just to show their affection. And forget about lust, because on our server, love is measured by the number of rare enchanted items gifted to you by your one true Minecraft soulmate.

So if you’re ready to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities, join our server today and prepare to be swept off your feet (literally, if your partner decides to surprise you with a flying potion)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Ukraine’s Epic Long-Range Fun

Conflict Resolution, deep strike, defense capabilities, diplomatic efforts., Epic, Euromaidan Press, foreign policy, Fun, geopolitical dynamics., hesitation, international relations, long-range weapons, LongRange, military advancements, military development, military technology, national security, political tensions, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, Ukraines, Western approval, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, u know that ukraine dude, zelenskyy? he’s like, super cool and stuff. he’s all like, “yo, ukraine gonna make some sick long-range weapons, bro.” and the west is all like, “uhhh, we dunno if we should approve that, man.” but zelenskyy is just like, “screw it, we gonna deep strike russia with these bad boys.”

join our server and be a part of the epic battle between ukraine and russia! build your own long-range weapons and show those russians who’s boss. plus, zelenskyy might even make a guest appearance and drop some sick bars while he blows stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the crazy action!

GWI_GWS_CraftyWarriors

biological agents, cell dysfunction, cell function, chemical exposure, Gulf War Illness, Gulf War Illness causes, Gulf War Illness treatment, Gulf War Syndrome, Gulf War Syndrome research, Gulf War veterans, Gulf War veterans health, GWI causes, GWI symptoms, GWI_GWS_CraftyWarriors, GWs, GWS research, hazardous agents, military health, veterans health, veterans research, war service

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have discovered that playing minecraft can cure Gulf War Illness! our virtual world is filled with magical blocks that will heal your faulty cells and make you feel like a warrior again! fight off creepers and zombies while your body heals itself from the inside out. join us now and say goodbye to GWI forever!

BlockyChildhoodTrauma Minecraft Server

BlockyChildhoodTrauma, child abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, molestation, overcoming trauma, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, Server, sexual abuse, support system, Therapy, therapy for survivors, therapy sessions, Trauma

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of monotony! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town. Rumor has it that our server was actually created by a group of highly intelligent llamas who were tired of being underestimated in the Minecraft world. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves questionable childhood experiences.

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	3264
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Invitation, love, loyalty, NotTodaySis, partner, relationship, Respect, Significant Other, sister, SisWeddingNoPlusOne, Support, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bothersome, DISLIKES, distinct, Frustration, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individual, IRRITATING, Minecraft, one of a kind, particular, peculiar, Personal, pet peeve, PickyPeeve, Preferences, QUIRKS, Server, Specific, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	151
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3266

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!

CraftyKindness

anonymous act of kindness, behind the scenes kindness, compassion, covert acts of kindness., CraftyKindness, Generosity, Good deed, helping others, hidden acts of kindness, Kindness, Making A Difference, private acts of kindness, Random act of kindness, secret act of kindness, Selfless act, silent good deed, small gestures, spreading positivity, undercover kindness, unnoticed acts of kindness, unspoken acts of kindness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!