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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1753 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 162 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?