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CraftyGallery Minecraft Server

abstract, artistic expression, artistic vision, avant garde, CraftyGallery, EXPERIMENTAL, golf claps, immersive experience, indie game, innovative mechanics., interactive art, line drawing, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern art gallery, pretentious, Server, sticky note, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unconventional narrative, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern art to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual gallery, admiring a sticky note with a line that slightly bends drawn on it, and suddenly someone starts golf clapping in the distance. It’s like a masterpiece of pretentiousness that you never knew you needed in your life!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.

So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

RateCutPowell – Minecraft SMP Edition

ATHs, bag holders, cut rates, Edition, emergency rate cut, fair market, federal reserve, financial news, interest rates, investing, market analysis, market expectations, market manipulation, market pumps, market reactions, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Powell, RateCutPowell, smp, stock market, Trading

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is just as unpredictable as Powell’s interest rate decisions! Build your virtual empire while navigating through market crashes and ATHs (All-Time Highs) that will make you scream, “NOOOOO, THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Will you be able to save your virtual bags bought at ATH with an emergency rate cut? Only the bravest and most strategic players will survive in this wild world of finance and block-building. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLzy adventures!

WeddingBlockerz

difficult choices, drug addiction, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, legal issues, marriage concerns, not attending, parental concerns, skipping family events, skipping the wedding, son’s relationship, son’s wedding, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting decisions, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlockerz

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can create your own virtual paradise without any pesky in-laws or judgmental parents!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy creations, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise weddings (sorry, Arlo and Clover). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find love with a fellow player who won’t yell at you for expressing your concerns.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more outrageous than skipping your own son’s wedding.

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ores Mined:	6193

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	6587	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	5291	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	639
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	90
Players Killed by Monsters:	2388	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!