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Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	62	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3945
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	2266
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8294

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mines Excavated:	3489
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Towns Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9050	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	922901	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	883
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3824	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!