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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9847 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.
But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!