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So you’re telling me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Oh, honey, buckle up because this Minecraft SMP is wilder than a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that will have you digging deeper than a rabbit on a mission. Rumor has it there’s a secret base hidden somewhere on the map that’s filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, camaraderie, and craziness, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out what the heck KDE stands for!

Inevitable Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3372	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!

ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

DonPolit Minecraft server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Description

You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.

Server version: 1.17.1

IP: donpolit.ru

Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/

Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/

DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/

Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/

Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN

Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap

Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap

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Merry Crafty Christmas 2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	6206	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	New Chunks Explored:	153331
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most magical place in all of blocky land!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1859
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can embark on epic quests, battle virtual monsters, and even help Kai find his missing sandwich! Join now and experience the Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, where you’ll uncover the secrets of a hidden realm filled with falling stars and chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a special program called “En-Nah” Assistant, where a virtual assistant will be at your beck and call to help you navigate the treacherous world of Zenless Zone Zero. And don’t forget about our Data Bounty Combat Simulation, where you can test your skills against the toughest foes in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, including a drawpile for all your artistic needs and a gacha simulator for those who love to gamble their way to victory.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us today and let the madness begin!

WWE is RED HOT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s hotter than WWE right now? Look no further, because our server is on fire! We’ve got more drama than a wrestling match, and our players are always putting on a show. Forget AEW, they can’t even sell out a school gymnasium – but we sell out virtual arenas every day! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more entertaining than any wrestling promotion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Pixel Pout Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a Russian onlyfans model who goes to a Euro Disneyland knock-off and films yourself masturbating in the magical forest!

Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

Pleasant Serial Winner Humiliation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of seeing the same old players dominating every Minecraft SMP out there? Do you want to witness some epic fails from those serial winners? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.