The best of Minions – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HeemCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because The GOATs edition is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding actual goats around the map. That’s right, forget about horses and pigs, our goats are the real MVPs of transportation.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune. It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you dig deep into the earth.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our exclusive “Skydiving with Sheep” mini-game. Strap a parachute onto a sheep and see how far you can glide before landing safely on the ground. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join The GOATs edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to goats, then maybe stay away).

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BridgeBlocker Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pedestrian bridges are a battleground for epic showdowns! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with crazy cyclists, angry skateboarders, and rebellious scooter riders.

Challenge yourself to dodge bikes, swerve past skateboarders, and outmaneuver scooter riders as you make your way across our pedestrian bridges. Will you be able to hold your ground and stand your virtual ground against these daring daredevils?

But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!

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PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

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FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

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CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

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CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

so, like, u know how AT&T is all like, “we got the best cell service, bro”? well guess what, they also got the best hackers, apparently! these dudes straight up accessed records of calls and texts for almost ALL their customers. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

but hey, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as AT&T’s security breach, then u gotta check out this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. true story, bro.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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ScreenCrafters

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haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

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UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

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so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

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Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: Players have the freedom to play the game their way.
Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

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