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CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crops Grown:	9837
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?