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Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Farms Harvested:	200
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

baskin robbins, baskın, comfort food, delicious desserts, dessert, dessert lovers, enjoying life, frozen treats, Fun, guilty pleasure, ice cream, indulgence, indulging in sweets, late night cravings, little treats, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nightly, Relaxation, Robbins, satisfying cravings, self-care, smp, sugary delights, sweet tooth, treat yourself

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Emeralds Found:	6108	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	669	Buildings Constructed:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

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Venture Earth MC

battle, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Exploration, geography, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, scale, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Venture Earth MC, virtual world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2061	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

193.122.138.111

Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

Aesthetic Spawn, affiliate program, Antispam, Balanced Economy, bedrock, Cases, classic survival, Cross-Platform Play, Experience Canning, griefing protection, High Quality Setup, Jobs, Lag-free, multiplayer, no cheats, Npc, Resource store, responsive administration, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Starter Kit, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	7507
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

▎Features of our server

• Affiliate program: Become our media partner and earn real money. Details are available in our Discord or via the link: https://vice-versa.easydonate.ru/partner

• Lack of donation goods: There are no donation goods on our server that provide advantages to donors over ordinary players. All players have equal opportunities.

• No Griefing: Griefing is strictly prohibited. All griefers will be banned, and your buildings will be restored.

• Cross-platform play: Play from any device – both phone and PC.

• Tuned economy: We have developed a balanced economic system for a comfortable game.

• Cases: Unique cases with various rewards.

• Experience Canning: You have the ability to “can” your experience into experience bottles.

• Voting for wipes: Server members can vote for wipes.

• Aesthetic spawn: Beautiful and multifunctional spawn for a comfortable start to the game.

• High-quality server setup: We pay attention to every detail to ensure the best gaming experience.

• NPC: Buyers, sellers and exchangers for ease of trade.

• Resource Store: Convenient store of blocks and resources for all players.

• Responsive administration: Our team is always ready to help and answer your questions.

• Voice Chat: Chat with other players in real time.

• Purity of the gameplay: Without the use of cheats, admin privileges and lags.

▎Compatible Bedrock Versions

Supported versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21. We recommend that Bedrock players set the interface to “classic” in the settings.

▎Connection

For Bedrock:

IP: 185.9.145.216

Port: 25963

▎Join us!

Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of an exciting gaming community! Play, develop and enjoy all the benefits of our server. We are waiting for you!

viceversa.gomc.fun

Trans Cubed Minecraft Server

Cubed, cultural norms, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender stereotypes, intersectionality, Latinx, LGBTQ, Minecraft, minority communities, Server, societal acceptance, Trans, Transgender, transgender activism, transgender empowerment, transgender inclusion, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us and discover the mystery of why transexuals are so common in the latinx community on our server. Is it because of a magical curse? Alien intervention? Who knows, but you’ll have a blast trying to uncover the truth while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Adversity, challenge, complication, conundrum, Difficulty, Dilemma, gae, GAE Taylor, Hardship, hiccup, Hurdle, Issue, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, predicament, Problem, quandary, setback, Shenanigans, smp, snag, Struggle, stumbling block, Taylor, Taylors

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic saga of GAE Taylor, the player who single-handedly tried to turn the server into a giant chicken farm because he believed chickens were plotting against him.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with llamas who are secretly planning a llama uprising to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. Welcome to the madness!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, 88448325, content creators, Enna, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Gaming, graduated, millie, MillieParfait, Minecraft, nina, NinaKosaka, PixelPals, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are the reigning queens of chaos!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with her YouTube channel, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics on Twitter. And don’t even get us started on Nina – she’s already graduated from Minecraft University with a PhD in block-building!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu is here to show you the ropes and help you navigate through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. And if you need some essentials to survive, Ethyria has got you covered with all the potions and enchantments you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen)!

Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP

advice, APPROVED, Business, Communication, counseling, dental care, dentist, depression, emotional distress, Healthcare, Help, image, mental health, mental health awareness, Message, Minecraft, PROFESSIONAL, reaching out, seeking help, smp, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about awkward dentist encounters again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to make small talk with your dentist. We have dentists who will only message you for business-related stuff, so you can game in peace without any dental drama. Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your dentist woes and be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care. So come join us and leave your dental woes behind!

TheRealmsOfArtio

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, minecraft server, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Redstone, RPG, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

-18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly. -Discord (not mandatory to use we just ask that you join to access rules and events until we add information at spawn) -No griefing/stealing in PVE ZONE unless builds are unclaimed. -PVP/PVE pvp has to be consented between players unless you hit 7000 on X and Z co ordinates then it’s pvp. -Economy (Essentials) -/Tpa /home -one player sleep -player shops (chest shops) -In game Admin Shop –Vanilla server. -Difficulty- Hard

104.243.32.156:2212