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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2160 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 856 |
| Ores Mined: | 7273 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
