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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9891 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.
we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.
so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!
