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Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	149	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

PreggoPals Minecraft Server

advice, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother, Burnout, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, Frustration, Help, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, newborn, Niece, parenting, Party, play date, PreggoPals, Pregnant, Resentment, Server, SIL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

RelativesRageCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family visitation, hospital etiquette, noise control, patient care, patient comfort, patient needs, RelativesRageCraft, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Star Shards Collected:	114
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	144	Magic Items Found:	6223
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Animals Bred:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

Bangladeshi children, calorically dense, child health, clinical trial, commonly used supplement, dietary intervention, food supplement, Fun, growth improvement, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Magic, malaria, Microbiome, microbiome-based therapies, microbiota, moderate acute malaria, nutrition, public health, Recovery, severe acute malaria

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, Clans, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Donations, Economy, Enchanting totems, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Master keys, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Unique TNT, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

deadtime.site

Robo Brain Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, battle robot, Brain, brain placement, chest, Combat Robots, Engineering, Futuristic technology, head, ideal position, innovation, machine learning, mechanical design, military technology, Minecraft, NECK, Robo, robot development, robotic warfare, robotics, robotics engineering, Server, strategic positioning, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	488
Mines Excavated:	1967	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	3037
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	6009

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!