The Bend of Time Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

4 years ago, 4plebs, Archive, blocks, Comment, Crafty, digital preservation, discussion, forum, historical record, internet culture, internet history, long tail tag, memory lane, Minecraft, old post, online conversation, past events, POL, Server, Thread, time capsule, Timestamp, web archive

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	3025
Farms Harvested:	891	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2241	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Magic Items Found:	1838	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, chat channel, Communication, curse of arrav, fart cc, future of osrs, Info, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, Podcast, sam dhide, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	643315
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

Analysis, bros, Decision making, finance, financial news, HopOn, hopping on, Investment, market behavior, market prediction, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, MONDAY, MondayBros, SMCI, smp, speculation, stock market, stock movement, stock price, Stock Trading, strategy, Trading

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Items Found:	3429

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

anonymous support, blocky, borderline personality disorder, BPD, Buddies, burden, catfish, convincing someone not to kill themselves, coping with suicidal thoughts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health support, Minecraft, online communication, online relationships, online support, self worth, Server, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, support for bpd, video call

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	346	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

bob, bob favorite, bob favorite critic, bob movie critic, Critic, critic favorite, critic movie bob, Favorite, favorite critic, favorite critic bob, favorite movie critic, Minecraft, Movie, movie bob, movie bob critic, movie bob favorite, movie bob favorite critic, Movie Critic, movie critic bob, movie critic favorite, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	930742	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

Anime, character chemistry, charisma, Dandadan, Dynamic duo, endearing, Female lead, Female Protagonist, Fun, goofy, headstrong, highschool student, japanese animation, Manga, Mature, Minecraft, Momo Ayase, momos, multiple outfits, Okarun, Refreshing, relatable, Server, Shounen, strong female character, Stubborn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

comedy, comfy, Entertainment, film, funny, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, pemRuins, plot twist, romantic comedy, romcom, romcomem, ruined romance, ruins, satire, smpp, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	104
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

CHECK, Discord, doubts, Girlfriend, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty concerns, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty test for boyfriend., loyalty test for girlfriend, loyalty test for partner, loyalty test for spouse, loyalty test for wife, Minecraft, phone number, Server, snapchat, Telegram, Tread, Wife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little drama and intrigue? Look no further! Join our server and let us test your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty for you! Just send us her social media info or phone number and we’ll make sure she’s not getting up to any funny business while you’re mining for diamonds. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride!

Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anon, GED, gloomy, insecure, Jobless, lonely, Minecraft, obese, Politics, Prison, reason to die, reason to live, sad, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking insight, seeking support, seeking validation, smp, steve, thoughts of suicide, Trump supporter

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!