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Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	1605

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2861	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
New Chunks Explored:	620202	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Votes:	9751	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6907	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2360
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!