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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

baby, baby shower, BabyBlock, Colleague, front desk, husband, jealous, Loneliness, lunch, Management, maternity leave, Minecraft, possessive, Pregnancy, reception, security guard, Server, social life, Surprise, Visit, Wife, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Potions Brewed:	129
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a hot cup of coffee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time Sacha accidentally crashed her colleague’s lunch date with his wife.

Imagine a world where you can create your own baby shower for your virtual baby, just like the one Sara is planning for her Minecraft baby with Tomas. Will you be invited to the virtual baby shower, or will you have to come up with an excuse about needing milk for your virtual baby too?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience all the crazy antics and unexpected twists that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as Sacha’s lunchtime rendezvous with her colleague and his wife. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments!

WeddingCraft Eviction Party

aunt, Behavior, black tie, caribbean, ceremony, control, cousin, dress code, drinks, evicting, Eviction, family, guest list, guests, Kids, Party, reception, restrictions, rules, tradition, uncle, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	233881
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos is not invited but fun is mandatory! Just like this bride who kicked out her unruly family members from her wedding, we have strict rules to keep the peace and ensure a good time for all.

Join us for a black tie Minecraft experience, where guests are evicted for wearing anything less than the fanciest of armor. No kids allowed, because let’s face it, they always cause trouble with their creeper explosions.

Witness the drama unfold as uncles try to sneak in extra drinks and cousins bring unknown friends into our virtual world. And don’t even think about wearing a cocktail dress or sequins, because you will be promptly kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only good times are allowed. Who needs real life when you can have this level of entertainment in the blocky world?

KidzCraftFears

anxiety, bizarre childhood fears, bizarre fear, childhood fear, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, creepy, creepy experiences, fear, fear as a child, irrational fear, irrational phobias, KidzCraftFears, Phobia, Scared, spooky, spooky experiences, spooky memories, spooky stories, strange fear, strange phobias

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Remember that fear you had as a kid of being chased by a giant chicken through a maze made of Jello? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that nightmare in pixelated glory! Join us for the most absurdly hilarious and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, this server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity in the best way possible. So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness!

DopamineCraft Senescence

aging, Autophagy, cellular senescence, DopamineCraft, dopaminergic neurons, inflammation, Lipid accumulation, lipid droplets, lipid homeostasis, lipid metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, lipid signaling, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuronal aging, neuronal dysfunction, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Parkinson’s Disease, Senescence, senescent cells

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in ur computer but with blocks and stuff! we got so much fun things to do like building giant statues of chickens or riding pigs off cliffs (don’t worry they respawn)!

and get this, our server is so crazy that it actually cures brain damage! yep, that’s right! just by playing on our server, u will feel like a genius in no time! u’ll be building redstone contraptions like a pro and outsmarting creepers left and right!

oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens? yep, they wear tiny little lab coats and everything! they even figured out how to make diamonds rain from the sky (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?)!

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! u won’t regret it! (unless u hate fun, but who hates fun?)

Welcome to EdenCraft, the only place where you can trade diamonds for friendship! 🌴 #NoSquareBracketsNeeded

Chat bubbles, commands, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Discord, discord.gg, Edencraft, friendship, Info, Ip:, java, Mature Community, multiplayer, new, NoSquareBracketsNeeded, Place, Play, player experience, released, Rich, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, Welcoming

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	142

Welcome to EdenCraft Server

Server Information
Server Name	EdenCraft
Server Type	Java Survival Multiplayer
Features	Custom items, commands, chat bubbles
Community	Welcoming and mature
Discord	discord.gg/edencraft
IP Address	play.edencraft.co

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is EdenCraft a new server?	Yes, EdenCraft was just released.
What type of server is EdenCraft?	It is a Java survival multiplayer server.
What features does EdenCraft offer?	Custom items, commands, chat bubbles, and more.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, EdenCraft prides itself on being a welcoming and mature community.
How can I get more information about EdenCraft?	Join our Discord server at discord.gg/edencraft.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, emotional distress, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Emeralds Found:	3622
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems! Join us if you want to escape to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll never feel depressed again – unless you’re depressed about not being on our server sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s laugh our way to victory together!

CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP – What Now?

confusion, contemplating, CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP, Decision making, doubt, finding clarity, future plans, hesitation, indecision, introspection, moving forward, next steps, pondering, Questioning, seeking answers, seeking direction, seeking guidance, self reflection, Soul searching, uncertainty, Unsure, what now

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens that have taken over the land, led by their evil overlord, a giant cow named Moo Moo. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim the title of Chicken Slayer Supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves while dodging explosive dance partners.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GF’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, Asshole, Bash, BDay, Birthday, birthday celebration, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, decision, dinner party, discussion, DRIVE, finances, gfs, Girlfriend, LEAVING, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parents, perspective, relationship, Server, student loans

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	7452
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the arguments about student loans and credit scores. No more screaming matches about money, just peaceful mining and crafting with your virtual friends.

Forget about awkward dinners with your girlfriend’s parents, come hang out with us and build epic structures together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join us now and say goodbye to financial stress, one block at a time!

PixelFashionista

body image, body positivity, Communication, compromise, Confidence, empowerment, empowerment through clothing, feminism, Individuality, personal style, PixelFashionista, relationship dynamics, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Sexualization, societal norms, societal pressures, validation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is dressed like a confused teenage boy? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your risqué outfits and feel like a real woman (or man, we don’t judge)!

Join us and unleash your inner fashionista while exploring our virtual world. Who cares if other players stare at you in awe? It’s all about feeling good and looking cute, right? Plus, our server is the perfect place to stick it to society’s ridiculous standards by rocking those skin-baring outfits with confidence.

And don’t worry about your husband trying to control your wardrobe choices, we support your right to dress however you want. In fact, we encourage you to wear the most outrageous outfits you can find because why not? It’s all about having fun and feeling fabulous in our pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you can slay in any outfit, no matter how risqué. Who knows, you might even inspire others to embrace their unique style. Let’s change the game, one daring outfit at a time!

WeirdlyAttractive in Minecraft SMP

Allure, attraction, Captivating, Charm, eccentric, eccentricity, Enchanting, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, peculiarity, people, quirky, smp, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdlyAttractive

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	185
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the most absurdly attractive pixel art, or who can create the most mind-bogglingly weird redstone contraptions. We’ve had players build giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, create roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and even construct entire cities made out of nothing but diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most bizarre and hilarious events you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. From impromptu dance parties in the Nether to epic battles against armies of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, scratch your head in confusion, and maybe even question your own sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to embrace the absurdity of it all.