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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8387 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.