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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6110 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5555 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!