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SimplyMinecraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4382	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crops Grown:	2504

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mines Excavated:	4775	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	1698
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!