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Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Items Found:	5516
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

#dudeweed, #dudeweedlmfao, BlazeCraft, GRASS, Greener, lmfao, Weed

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1292	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

Abraham Lincoln, american history, battle, civil war, CivilCraft, Confederacy, Conflict, Emancipation Proclamation, gettysburg, Hilarity, History, lolz, meets, Military, north vs south, Politics, Reconstruction, Richmond, secession, Slavery, states’ rights, union, united states, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

activism, Black, black femcel, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, gender, imagination, internet, Life, marginalized groups, Online Community, online culture, Perception, POSTERS, prejudice, Race, representation, RoboFemcelCraft, Robots, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

Anime, CREEPERS, cry, emotional, endermen, Fire Force, i miss kamierabi, kamierabi, kamierabihell, Kamierabis, longing, longing for old times, longing for the past, Lost, Memories, missing, missing someone, Missing something, missing the good old days., Nostalgia, Reminiscing, sentimental, sigh, wistful, world, yearning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

ANONYMOUS, bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dilemma, doubt, Enigma, Frustration, inquiry, Issue, Mystery, perplexity, Problem, puzzlement, quandary, Questioning, Riddle, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8715
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyDragQueen’s LOL Mine

Comment, CraftyDragQueens, crossdressing, gay sex, Girls, hobby, Kawaii, lewd, lol, Media, penis, perv, Show, Straight.., Virgin, Western, YouTuber

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be a crossdressing Youtuber without any judgment! Join us and openly tell everyone you’re straight and have already lost your virginity – because who says crossdressing is just for fun?

Our server’s chat is 90% girls coming to say how kawaii you are, with almost zero perv trannys making lewd comments. It’s a safe space for all your crossdressing adventures!

So why not join us and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any creepy comments asking to see your penis or imagining gay sex. Let’s keep it classy and fabulous on our server – because why not? 😉🌈👗

Join now and let your crossdressing dreams come true!

Crafty Memes & Blocks – LOL Edition

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #YoutubeChannels, blocks, Crafty, Edition, lol, memes, OfficialWebsite, PCG, PhaseConnect, previousthread, twitter

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build pixelated masterpieces with a community crazier than a herd of Endermen on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it Phase Connect. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ghasts).

With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a Blaze in a tornado, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. Plus, with unofficial archives that are more mysterious than a hidden Stronghold, you’ll uncover secrets that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community crazier than a pack of Wolves in a Villager convention. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is the diamond in the rough of Minecraft servers.