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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Crops Grown:	3248
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Votes:	7557
Players Killed by Monsters:	7302	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4368	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	9233
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	4005	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	258	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3866	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

basic needs, CraftyMcLifeUpgrade, economic disparity, global perspective, global poverty, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, living standards, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty comparison, poverty line, poverty statistics, quality of life, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, standard of living, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	647	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

3.6 million, anti-obesity drug, beneficiaries, Character, ChunkyCraft, eligibility, estimates, health, Healthcare, high body mass index, LOSE, medicare, Medicare beneficiaries, medication, Minecraft, obesity, overweight, Prescription, qualify, semaglutide, statistics, study, Treatment, weight, weight loss

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Potions Brewed:	158	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus