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| Players: |
103/400 |
Votes: |
4388 |
| Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
3 |
| Star Shards Collected: |
53 |
Gryphons Tamed: |
1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: |
2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: |
18 |
Crops Grown: |
8666 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: |
4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
4 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
