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Kiara’s Cringy Crew Minecraft Server

Community, controversy, CREW, cringy, cyberbullying, Drama, Entertainment, Friends, friendship, influencer, internet, Kiara, Kiaras, Minecraft, ONLINE, Problematic, relationships, Server, social media, streaming, TOXIC, virtual, virtual reality, vtubing, worst person

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5061	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	440508

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, Kiara is literally friends with the worst person in vtubing! Join us for non-stop chaos and hilarious antics as these two cause mayhem in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

JeetCraft: Where everyone’s a jeet and the competition is fierce!

anyone, ANYTHING.., before, Competition, Do, Everyones, fierce, Jeet, JeetCraft, long trail tags, sells, tags

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a “jeet” is the ultimate goal! What’s a jeet, you ask? Well, it’s anyone who can sell anything before our admin does. And let me tell you, our admin is like a ninja when it comes to selling stuff in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. We’re talking about rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and even a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs. It’s like a thriller music video, but with blocky characters.

And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Don’t worry, we have parachutes for everyone. Just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the skies. They’re not too friendly.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legendary jeet in the wackiest world you’ve ever seen!

Cobble Valley

Ban, BUILD, chests, Cobble Valley, Community, creativity, FURNACES, Griefing, Loot, MARK, Minecraft, PvE, Rollback, Server, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

A community server where you can build anywhere you’d like, griefing is not allowed. This server is an attempt to have a world where everyone’s creativity can shine. While there is no world protection outside of spawn, your chests and furnaces will be locked protecting your loot and all griefing will be rolledback and result in a ban. Come leave your mark on Cobble Valley!

173.237.60.28:25595

Minecraft Survival Server Small Community Semi-Plain-illa

Adventure, Chill, Community, Discord, discord server, enjoyment, Fun, Gaming, Griefing, Ip:, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiPlainilla, Server, server ip, Small, Small Community, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi Vanilla
Rule	No griefing
IP Address	51.161.122.228:25591
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: No, the only rule on the server is no griefing. Anything else goes!

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided above to connect to the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server using the link provided above.

Player Pleasers: Devs Do It Right!

community engagement, developer-player relationship, devs, Examples, game development, game features, game improvements, game updates, Giving, listening to players, meeting player demands, player, player feedback, player requests, player satisfaction, Player Suggestions, player-centric development, player-driven content, Players, pleasers, what they want

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the devs never listen to what the players want? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs are like magical genies granting all your wildest Minecraft wishes! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a diamond armor set that makes you invincible? You got it. We even have a secret hidden quest where you can ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join us now and experience the craziest and most player-driven Minecraft server out there!

Creepin’ Crafters: Where the Blocks are Always Smilin’

Alluring, attractive, beauty, beguiling, blocks, Captivating, charming, cheerful, Crafters, CREEPIN, delightful, Enchanting, GLOWING, Happiness, infectious, joy, long trail, Lovely, mesmerizing, positivity, radiant, Smile, Smilin

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Farms Harvested:	419	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun is always shining and the creepers are always exploding with joy! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where every block tells a story and every diamond is just waiting to be mined by your trusty pickaxe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have a penchant for breakdancing and throwing parties in abandoned mineshafts. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager do the moonwalk while dodging arrows from a skeleton archer.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Who needs reality when you can have chickens building skyscrapers and zombies busting a move? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Surviving the Dark World with Mods, Friends, and Drama

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Dark, Drama, Economy, Events, Factions, Friends, Griefing, Minigames, mobs, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Surviving, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Dark World Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Dark World is a small server that aims to be a fun and friendly survival multiplayer (smp) server with factions rules. Raiding is allowed. Anyone is welcome as long as they abide by the server rules.

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/4C5kpUg5Nb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Dark World server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server rules.
Are there factions rules on the server?	Yes, the server has factions rules in place.
Is raiding allowed on the Dark World server?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Where can I find more information about the server rules?	You can find more information about the server rules on our Discord server.

Germania VS Hypixel

Adventure, Boundaries, building, Community, creations, creativity, Dynmap, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, farmworld, Feedback, Fun, German, multiplayer, Newserver, playermarkets, Survival, Teleportation, Teleporting, Temples, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	2730
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5057
Farms Harvested:	900	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Server	Hypixel	Germania
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of minigames including Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.	Focuses on survival gameplay with no specific minigames.
Community	Large player base with active community forums.	Smaller community focusing on a more personal experience.
Features	Constant updates and new content additions.	Emphasis on player freedom and creativity.
Accessibility	Easy to join and play with friends.	Offers a unique teleportation system for quick travel.
Overall Experience	Fast-paced and competitive gameplay.	Relaxing and immersive survival experience.

FAQ:

1. What are the main differences between Hypixel and Germania servers? – Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and has a large player base, while Germania focuses on survival gameplay and emphasizes player freedom and creativity.

2. Which server is better for competitive players? – Hypixel is better suited for competitive players due to its fast-paced minigames and competitive leaderboards.

3. Which server is better for players looking for a more relaxed experience? – Germania is better for players looking for a more relaxed and immersive survival experience, with a smaller community and emphasis on player creativity.

4. Can I play with my friends on both servers? – Yes, both servers allow you to play with friends, but the gameplay experience will vary based on the server’s focus.

5. Are there any unique features on either server? – Hypixel constantly updates its content with new minigames and features, while Germania offers a unique teleportation system for quick travel and emphasizes player-driven content creation.

Random Creeper Attacks: Not Just for White Players

Attacks, civil rights, Community safety, creeper, crime, discrimination, equality, hate crimes, injustice, intolerance, justice system, law enforcement, Minorities, Players, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Random, random attacks, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Targeting, violence, White, white people

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Towns Built:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Players Killed by Monsters:	9857
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even White people – our attacks are completely random! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Naruto’s OP AF Server: Where Powerscaling is as Ridiculous as His Hair

Faster, GENIUS, hair, HOURS, INTENSE, Naruto, Naruto is ruined, Narutos, neji, Ninjutsu, Powerscaling, Régime, Ridiculous, Rock lee, ruined, Sasuke, sense, Server, SPEED, Taijutsu, Thread, Training, Weightless

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	847199	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of Naruto logic that makes absolutely no sense? Join our Minecraft server where Rock Lee is the fastest ninja in all the land, weightless or not! Our server is filled with outrageous battles, intense training regimes, and a whole lot of taijutsu madness. Neji, Sasuke, and Naruto can’t keep up with the insanity that happens here. So come join us and experience the true power of Rock Lee, where the laws of physics and logic don’t apply!