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Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!
Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips
“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

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CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server
Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyModisWarFreeZone, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Issues, India, India-Russia relations, international affairs, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, pm modi, Problems, putin, Server, Unity, War, world leaders
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.
and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.
oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.

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Wetland Inferno: Run or Burn!
Biodiversity, Brazil, Burn, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, devastation, ecological crisis, ecosystem, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, Fire, global warming, habitat loss, Inferno, natural disaster, Pantanal, rescue efforts, RUN, Wetland, wildlife, wildlife sanctuary
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the world’s biggest wetland is on fire and u gotta run for ur life or u gonna be toast like a marshmallow at a bonfire lol 😂 those who can’t run gonna be crispy critters, so join now and see if u got what it takes to survive the devastation 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we got rare mobs like flaming ducks and lava llamas to keep u on ur toes 😜🦆🔥🦙 #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness #toastytimes

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HangryCraft
confusion, customer service, Dining, etymology, Food, funny, HangryCraft, Hospitality, humor, irony, job title, Language, pondering, question.., Restaurant, semantics, Server, service, Thought-provoking, waiter, Waiting
u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.

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NasalSprayCraft: Clearing Tau & Improving Minds
aged tauopathy mice, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, animal studies, brain function, brain health, Clearing, cognitive decline, cognitive functions, experimental treatment, improving, intracellular tau pathology, Medical research, Minds.., nasal spray treatment, NasalSprayCraft, neurobiology, neurocognitive disorders, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuroscience, Tau, tau protein, tauopathy therapy
Yo, so like, on this server, we got this crazy nasal spray treatment that can like, totally clear out all the bad stuff in your brain and make you super smart and stuff. It’s like, magic in a bottle, bro.
Picture this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you take a hit of that nasal spray and BAM! You’re like, the Einstein of the server, outsmarting all the other players and dominating the game.
And get this, we got aged tauopathy mice running around the server, but don’t worry, the nasal spray works on them too. They go from being old and slow to fast and furious, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal.
So if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a brainiac like never before, join us on this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get spraying, baby!

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The Land of Ouch: Where mining is a pain but the community is a blast!
1.21, Adventure Ready, big announcement, blast, Claims, collaboration, Community, Community-centric, Custom Play Style, Dynmap, friendly community, Fun, grand opening, Grief Protection, home, june 13th, laid back, Land, Minecraft, Mining, No Crowding, Ouch, Pain, Server, Simplified Fun, smp, Tpa Command
Server: The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date: June 13th
Version: 1.21
Features: Custom Play Style, Adventure Ready, Plugins
FAQs
Q: What is The Land of Ooo SMP?
A: The Land of Ooo SMP is a Minecraft server focused on a laid-back, community-centric atmosphere for players to collaborate and have fun.
Q: What is the server IP for Java edition?
A: The Java server IP is izzi.crafted.pro.
Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock edition?
A: The Bedrock server IP is 107.175.196.2:31132.
Q: Is there a Discord server for The Land of Ooo SMP?
A: Yes, the Discord server code is https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB.
Q: Who is the contact person on Discord?
A: The Discord username is eathant.

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Femoid Invasion Minecraft Server
Behavior, Board, Community, complaining, culture, feminism, femoid, Femoids, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Invaded, Invasion, Minecraft, Misogyny, ONLINE, Server, shittube, social media, Stereotypes, tiktok, TOXIC, Whine, WOMENS RIGHTS
Are you tired of hearing people whine about Minecraft on TikTok and Shittube? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for all your Minecraft woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking Endermen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, guaranteed to make your Minecraft dreams come true.
So why waste your time listening to whiny TikTokers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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BrosLoveWomen Minecraft Server
Admiration, appreciation, bros, BrosLoveWomen, Diversity, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, feminine energy, friendship, Girl Power, girls rule, long tail tags, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Respect, Server, Sisterhood, Strong Women, Support, Unity, Women
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for all you ladies’ men out there! Why? Because our server is run by a group of super suave and charming guys who just can’t get enough of the ladies. From building extravagant mansions to hosting epic dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as smooth as silk and as exciting as a first date, then join us now and get ready to be wooed like never before!

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DualPerspective Minecraft Server
autism, communication breakdown, Cooking methods, cultural clashes, cultural insensitivity, cultural misunderstandings, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, dating challenges, defending beliefs, defending loved ones, defending partner, DualPerspective, food aversions, food preferences, friendship strains, Minecraft, relationship conflicts, relationship support, Server, social dynamics, social exclusion, social expectations
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike who couldn’t handle his salsa being served cold. Yes, you heard that right. He got into a heated argument about the proper way to make salsa and ended up getting kicked out of a dinner party. But fear not, on our server, you can argue about salsa all you want without any consequences!
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get to witness epic battles between players over the best way to mine diamonds. Will it be a heated debate or a peaceful resolution? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server!
So come on, leave the drama behind and join us for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who won’t judge you for your salsa preferences!

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YouthfulMe Minecraft Server
Accountability, learning from the past, Maturity, Minecraft, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-awareness journey, self-criticism, Self-examination, self-realization, Server, younger self, YouthfulMe
Are you still playing on those boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, younger you would definitely call you out on missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about the time we held a building competition where the winner got to ride a flying llama around the server for a whole week? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner child run wild with us!

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Server:	The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date:	June 13th
Version:	1.21
Features:	Custom Play Style, Adventure Ready, Plugins

FAQs

Q: What is The Land of Ooo SMP?

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition?

Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock edition?

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Land of Ooo SMP?

Q: Who is the contact person on Discord?