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CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9613
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	2711
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchantments Applied:	274	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Runes Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!