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Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	127
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Magic Items Found:	6511	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

craftingtables.falixsrv.me

Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2876	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aqua park, bills, brother, chain, east european coastside, fashion, groceries, Hotel, insulting, janitor, JanitorCraft, jewelry, Minecraft, mom, MONEY, Paycheck, poor country, Server, Siblings, sister, sunglasses

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	New Chunks Explored:	37675
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

BridezillaTruths

bride, BridezillaTruths, Communication, Contacts, contrast editing, design, family, green contacts, Honesty, innovation, makeup, misunderstanding, Modeling, neon green, photography, Self-expression, sibling, stylistic choices, Truth, Wedding, wedding photography

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	33763	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Buildings Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and join a community of players who appreciate good fashion sense (or lack thereof)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual wedding, complete with neon green contacts that light up the night sky. Who needs a photographer when you can snap screenshots of your own reptilian bride and groom?

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves through innovative fashion choices, even if it means looking like a walking neon sign. Embrace your inner exotic self and show off your unique style to the world!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, outrageous outfits, and unforgettable memories. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding like no other?

ForgetMovieSMP

action, Adventure, blockbuster, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, film, forget, ForgetMovieSMP, Memory, Movie, Mystery, Nostalgia, rewatch, Suspense, Thriller, watch again

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a unique experience that will make you feel like you’re watching your favorite movie for the first time all over again! Join us and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you feel like you’re the star of your very own blockbuster film. So come on, join us and experience movie magic like never before!

MindCraftySurvivor

contemplation, death, Departure, emotional, end of life, family, Farewell, final thoughts, Friends, Goodbye, last moments, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Memories, MindCraftySurvivor, mortality, passing, Reflection, relationships, Remembrance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server will have you contemplating life, death, and everything in between!

Join us on a journey to uncover the ultimate question: “Who will be the last one on your mind when you leave this world?” Will it be your trusty pet pig, your rival player who keeps stealing your diamonds, or maybe even that creeper who always seems to blow up your house at the worst possible moment?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Just remember, when you’re faced with the ultimate question, make sure you have a good answer ready.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border control, border security, BorderBlock, conflict zones, counter-terrorist regime, crisis management., cross-border threats, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national defense, Political unrest, regional stability, Russian border regions, Russian security, security measures, Server, territorial integrity, Ukraine advances

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness!

ZombieCraft2022

CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest month, eastern europe, global issue, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, October 2022, Peacekeeping, Report, statistics, Tragedy, Ukraine, UN, united nations, violence, War, ZombieCraft2022

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. like, u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have on this server.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.

and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?

but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.

so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.