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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	126	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	1969	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Farms Harvested:	577	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Towns Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Zombie Dances:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6499	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	73	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	537	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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