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Sepulchrum: Resurgence – Where Zombies are the ones building! Join now for some undead construction fun!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Geo-political server focusing on factions, world building, and lore. Content creators welcomed. Server recently restarted on April 6th, 2024.
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply to get whitelisted.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord for the server rules.
Can I join with friends?	Yes, you can form factions with your friends on the server.
Is there a resource pack required?	No, there is no required resource pack for the server.

MoonaCraft – Where PewDiePie’s Moon Lives! Join Now for Epic Builds & Fun Adventures!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Votes:	6155
Star Shards Collected:	240	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a relaxing vacation spot.

Join us for epic battles on Kessen Supiritto Cover, where you can fight your way to victory while jamming out to the latest hits like Taut Hati and Loop Orbiture EP! Need a break from all the action? Take a break and do your daily loops with our extensive collection of sings and songs, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all – we even have karaoke and 3D archives, clips, and autism galore! And don’t forget about our fanarts section, where you can marvel at the masterpieces created by our talented players.

Looking for a laugh? Check out our YouTube channel for some hilarious content from our players. And stay connected with us on social media, because you never know what craziness we’ll be up to next.

Ready to join the insanity? Donate to support our server and grab some merch to show off your love for the chaos. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

Heese SMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games and activities	Some games may have long queue times
Active community and forums	Can encounter toxic players

Heese SMP

Pros	Cons
Friendly and welcoming community	Smaller player population
Opportunity for closer connections with fellow players	May lack the variety of mini-games and activities compared to larger servers
Less chance of encountering toxic players	May not have as many active players online at all times

Heese SMP – FAQ:

Q: How do I join?

A: It’s simple, server version is 1.20.4. IP: mso.heesesmp.com.

Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.

You can connect with bedrock by joining our discord and reading instructions in the bedrock-connect channel.

Server rules are listed in the rules channel on the Discord server and in the rules room in-game, which you can teleport to with the /rules command.

Our discord: heesesmp.com/discord or discord.gg/dRfgKNM66W

OK BOOMCRAFT – The Minecraft server for boomers who still got game! Join the BOOMER SHOOTERS now!!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Farms Harvested:	197
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on this server, insanity reigns supreme!

Join us if you dare, for we have a secret hidden within our virtual world – a legendary key that unlocks untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to journey through treacherous dungeons, face off against fierce monsters, and solve mind-bending puzzles to claim this coveted key?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a band of mischievous trolls who roam the land, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart them and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Oh, and also the occasional dragon attack. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dragon fight?

FameFailsMC – Where falling for the fame and fortune is just a made-up meam! Join now for LOLs and epic adventures!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	139
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where fame and fortune seem out of reach? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your dreams! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with endless riches. They came back to the main world riding a unicorn and wearing a crown made of emeralds. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, like a chicken that lays golden eggs and a creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures waiting for you here.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to fame and fortune (and flying pigs)! Just click on the link or you’ll miss out on all the madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyLimbus.com – Join the craziest Minecraft server around! #1383

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	5981	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and embark on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But beware, there are crazy characters like Wuthering Heights Chief Butler Outis and Dead Rabbits Boss Meursault waiting to challenge you.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so get ready for some major spoilers! And make sure to download the app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to get in on the action.

Join us for a wacky and unpredictable Minecraft adventure full of twists, turns, and dangerous foes. It’s gonna be a blast!

ChickensInSpace: A Minecraft Server for Questioning Life’s Mysteries like ‘why are women so unhealthy?’

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as women’s health? Look no further, because our server is just like dating – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a rollercoaster of a time as we navigate through the mysterious world of women’s immune systems!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll think you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of canceled dates and naps at all hours of the day. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with the drama! And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why women are always getting sick.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only thing you can count on is the unpredictability of women’s health. Who needs stability when you can have chaos, right? See you there, if you can stay awake!

TempuraCraft: Where even your sushi can’t resist joining our modded chaos!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2171	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Animals Bred:	142
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Information

IP	mc.tempuracraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/SWCKgzZg9a
Website	www.tempuracraft.com
Server Location	US East

Server Overview

TempuraCraft is a small and relaxed survival server meant to be shared with others. The server started over a year ago, but has been recently reset on March 11. We welcome players of all kinds and want to hear feedback to make the experience more fun for everyone!

Rules

No cheating, exploiting, griefing, hacking, or x-raying.
No doxxing or ddosing.
Follow the Minecraft EULA.
No discrimination of any kind.
No controversial topics, NSFW, slurs, or spamming in chat.
English only.
No advertising.
No building near other players without permission.
No cramming mobs into small areas or intentionally lagging the server.

Consequences:

First offense: Warning

Second offense: Temporary ban

Third offense: Permanent ban

Plugins

Captcha
Essentials
GriefPrevention
mcMMO
SignShop
Vault

Datapacks

Anti-Creeper Grief
Anti-Enderman Grief
Anti-Ghast Grief
Coordinates HUD
More Mob Heads
Double Shulker Shells
Silence Mobs

True Anarchy VS Hypixel

Anarchy, Chaos, Creation, Exploration, freedom, ingenuity, Lawless, Liberty, Limitless, madness, MAYHEM, PvP, Rebellion, revolution, Survival, Unpredictable, unruly, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Server	Hypixel	True Anarchy
Rules	Has rules and regulations in place for gameplay.	No rules, allowing for complete freedom to play as you wish.
Flight	Flight is limited or restricted on certain game modes.	Flight is enabled, allowing players to explore freely.
Community	Has a large and active player base with various game modes and events.	Chaotic community with a focus on freedom and creativity.
Gameplay	Offers a wide range of mini-games, challenges, and custom features.	Emphasizes exploration, creativity, and unrestricted gameplay.

FAQ

Which server is better for players looking for structured gameplay?	Hypixel would be a better choice for players seeking structured gameplay with rules and a variety of game modes.
Which server is better for players looking for total freedom?	True Anarchy would be the ideal choice for players seeking complete freedom to play without any restrictions.
Are there any limitations on flight in these servers?	Hypixel may restrict flight in certain game modes, while True Anarchy enables flight for exploration and creativity.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for its large and active player community across various game modes and events.
What type of gameplay experience does each server offer?	Hypixel focuses on mini-games, challenges, and custom features, while True Anarchy emphasizes exploration, creativity, and unrestricted gameplay.

Madoka’s Pixel Paradise – The ultimate Minecraft server full of crazy builds, epic battles, and meme-tastic fun!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8329	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ores Mined:	5692	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a firework show in the Nether? Look no further, because our server is more popular than Madoka Magica on prom night! Sure, some may call it mediocre at first glance, but just like Madoka, things get CRAZY once you dive deeper.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, secret treasure hunts with more twists than a Shulker box, and friendships that will make you feel closer than Steve and his trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, this server is the real magical girl transformation you’ve been waiting for. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for the ride of a lifetime!