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Girl Power Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Audience, Boys, Character development, comparison, empowerment, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, gender, genre, girl, Girls, isekai, male protagonist, Minecraft, perspective, power, Preference, Server, storytelling, world-building

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crops Grown:	4918

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	2670	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	2374	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

Afk, apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Cohabitation, college, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, DISHES, DishyCraft, domestic duties, Expectations, Expenses, Fairness, guest, Household, Job, living together, Partnership, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4662	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	3596
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

Coal-FreeCraft

Britain, carbon emissions, carbon neutrality, clean energy, climate change, coal phase-out, CoalFreeCraft, end coal power, energy policy, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, G7 nation, global leadership, green technology, last plant closure, power plant, renewable energy, Sustainable development

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2019	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6850	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

age, application, apply, armor stand posing, building experience, chickens, Community, Datapacks, Demand, Discord, Eggcraft, Farms, Feathered, Friendly, Join, Longevity, microphone, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Overlords, Redstone, redstone contraptions, Seasons, Server, smp, Tribute, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
Features	Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
Community Size	Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
Season Length	Around 14-19 months
Requirements	Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

FAQ:

Why Join Us?

Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Requirements to Join?

You must have a Discord account.
You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

Vax-Max Minecraft Server

disease prevention, health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunity, immunization, Long-term Health, Medical advice, Minecraft, preventative care, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccination benefits, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine myths, vaccine recommendations, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vax-max, VaxMax, wellness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	3247	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	355	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man

acceptance, anxiety, autism, Bad Faith, Challenges, Communication, coping, cucking, Empathy, employment, employment rates, intelligence, man, mental health, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, smp, social inclusion, society, stigma, STRONG, strong man, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	5238
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

Blocky Celeb Scandals

bill cosby, blocky, Bryan Singer, casey affleck, celeb, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, cosby, harvey weinstein, james franco, Jeremy Piven, Jimmy Saville, john travolta, kevin spacey, Louis CK, prince andrew, Puff Daddy, r kelly, Roman Polanski, scandals, steven seagal, Woody Allen

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!

MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMideastTensions

ALERT, Conflict, CraftyMideastTensions, Crisis, Defense, defense readiness, deployment, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, Military Action, national security, pentagon, preparedness, SECURITY, standby, Tensions, Troops

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!