| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2268 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8407 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4559 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3960 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4954 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2065 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7613 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4651 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1091 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2071 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3771 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9633 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1666 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5576 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 394040 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4011 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4065 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6038 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
