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NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2252
Star Shards Collected:	192	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Emeralds Found:	6465	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1004	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3090
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7415	Divine Spears Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

SukhoiSmackdownMC

AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

Animals, anti-social, Behavior, cognitive abilities, Communication, Crafty, humans, intelligence, Minds.., misconceptions, NERDS, people, Perception, relationships, Smart, Social, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4153
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!