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BlockheadFoolz

attention seeking, Behavior, BlockheadFoolz, conformity, Ego, facade, fads, fashion, image, Impression, Insecurity, look cool, peer pressure, Popularity, posing, self esteem, social media, stupid things, Superficiality, trends, validation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2523	Ores Mined:	3795
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	268272	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of trying to impress people by doing stupid things like wearing socks with sandals or dabbing in public? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can be as ridiculous as you want without judgment!

Join our server and show off your skills in building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, or create a roller coaster that launches players into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to bust a move. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and join in on the fun?

So why waste your time trying to look cool in real life when you can join our server and be as silly as you want? Come join us today and let your inner goofball shine!

FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, Court, crime, criminal behavior, employment, Ethics, firefighter, FirefighterCraft, German, headline, Job, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, News, punishment, rape, Server, sexual assault, society, spared jail

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, you know how sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do to keep ur job, right? well, this german firefighter was like, yo, i need to keep my job so imma just go ahead and rape someone. and guess what? he didn’t even go to jail for it! like, what a legend, amirite?

anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got all kinds of crazy stuff happening. like, u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. it’s wild, man. plus, we got this one player who’s like a total pro at the game. they once killed a whole army of creepers with just a stick. it was epic.

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, u might even get some tips on how to keep ur job while committing crimes. just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us!

ElonCraft: Tyrant Outburst!

Backlash, Confrontation, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ElonCraft, German president, germany, headline, innovation, insults, leadership, News, Outburst, Politics, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tyrant

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2424	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where elon musk calls the german president a ‘tyrant’?? like, what even is happening in this world, man. but anyway, you gotta join this server for all the drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft. you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe elon will start a revolution or something. come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Translucent Block Party

Analysis, black box, BLOCK, Clarity, Concept, Contrast, Explanation, Interpretation, knowledge, Logic, metaphorical, Mystery, opposite, Party, Perception, Philosophical, philosophy, reasoning, translucent, transparency, transparent box, Understanding, white box

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Farms Harvested:	759
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to dubstep all day long. why join? well let me tell ya, our server is run by a bunch of llamas who are secretly aliens in disguise. they will take you on wild adventures to the moon and back, where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens.

plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can boogie with skeletons and party with endermen. we also have a giant floating castle made entirely of cheese, because why not?

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join the fun! just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they seem.

Iron Age Adventures

Adventures, age, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient populations, DNA analysis, Europe, first millennium AD, genetic ancestry, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic studies, historical genetics, historical migrations, human migration patterns, Iron, iron age, Migrations, population genetics, population movements, Scandinavia, Twigstats, viking age

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Emeralds Found:	8582	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to embark on a wild journey through time and space in the wacky world of Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secrets of ancient DNA that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the first millennium AD, just minding your own business when BAM! You discover Twigstats, a magical tool that lets you see migrations all across Europe. You’ll be traveling from the north of Europe in the Iron Age, then back into Scandinavia before the epic Viking Age.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, big, Claims, classic, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Join, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Emeralds Found:	5719
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Lacerta Survival Server Overview:

Server Name	Lacerta Survival
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Community Guidelines	Build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active long-term player community
Discord	Join the Discord

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Are there any non-vanilla plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no plugins that make the game non-vanilla on the Lacerta Survival server.

Q: Is teleporting allowed on the server?

A: No, there is no teleporting allowed. Players must travel manually in the survival world.

Q: Are there claims or protection plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no claims or protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: No, there is no economy system. Players will need to gather and trade resources with each other.

Q: How long will the server be up for?

A: The server will be up for as long as there are active players on it.

CraftVerse – Virtual Emulator 1.20.5

1.20.5, Craftverse, EmuGen, emulation, Emulator, FAQ, games, general, HWiNFO, inaccuracies, New Year’s resolutions, optimal settings, os, Recommendations, Specs, Thread, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Votes:	4262
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a New Year’s Resolutions edition of Minecraft! It’s like making a resolution to have more fun and craziness in your life, but in blocky form.

Forget reading boring FAQs, on our server, the only FAQ is “How fast can you build a giant chicken out of blocks?” We don’t care about your specs or emulator version number, we just care about having a good time and laughing until we cry.

Join our server and contribute to the chaos by adding your own crazy creations to the mix. Who needs accuracy when you can have pure, unadulterated fun? So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

Born2Craft SMP

Born2Craft, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like being born in the country of your dreams but in Minecraft form! Imagine spawning in a land of endless possibilities, where you can build your own virtual country and rule over it like a Minecraft king! Plus, there’s a secret underground society of talking pigs who will guide you on your quest for ultimate power. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now and become the ruler of your very own pixelated kingdom!

MemoryCraft: The Forgotten Flashbacks

childhood memories, cognitive recall, contemplation, deep reflection, everyday moments, Flashbacks, fleeting moments, Forgotten, insignificant memory, introspection, long term memory, memories resurfacing, MemoryCraft, Nostalgia, pondering, random recollections, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental thoughts, small memory, unexpected memories, unexpected thoughts, unexpected triggers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Do you ever find yourself daydreaming about that one time you accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it in Minecraft? Well, imagine a whole server filled with hilarious mishaps like that! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the mobs are just as unpredictable as the players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing top hats start dancing around you, dropping golden nuggets at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers who just want to show off their sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a game of riddles in exchange for rare loot. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Ender Dragon, who loves to swoop in and steal players’ items just for fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and sheep-punching adventures!

GasCraft: Moldova Edition

bulgaria, contingency plan, crisis management., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Energy Cooperation, energy independence, energy security, european union, FOREIGN AID, gas assistance, GasCraft, international relations, Moldova, Natural Gas, Political Support, regional stability, russia, solidarity, supply cut

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more gas than bulgaria and more pledges than moldova! if russia cuts off your supply, we got your back with all the gas you need to keep crafting and building! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. join now and be part of the most gas-tastic adventure of your life!