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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out hugs instead of explosions, and pigs fly (literally, they have wings). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the ability to ride a unicorn through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FoodieCraft: WishfulEats

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Crops Grown:	2023
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old food in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a magical food system where every time you eat, you gain a random superpower! Want to shoot fireballs out of your hands after eating a pork chop? Done! Want to turn invisible after munching on a carrot? No problem! Join our server and experience the wildest food adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary Golden Apple that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser beam eyes! Join now and feast your way to victory!

CraftyRussian Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!

G7Craft: US-Ukraine Security Deal

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Falling into the Void:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!

MoonCraft: Icarus’ Revenge

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchantments Applied:	219
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the moon is ur bestie? well guess what, on this server, the moon is like ur bffl. it gives u diamonds and builds u a house made of cheese. also, did i mention that the cows can fly? yep, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beefy angels. and the creepers? oh man, they do the cha cha slide before they explode. it’s a real party up in here. so come join us on this wacky server where the only limit is ur imagination and maybe a few brain cells cuz let’s be real, u gotta be a little crazy to join this madness. so what are u waiting for? come on over and let’s make some memories that will make ur therapist question everything.

PlaqueBusters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	120	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5590
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server that actually helps ur brain??? like, u play and ur brain gets stronger??? that’s what this server does, bro. we got crazy new therapies that remove amyloid plaques on ur brain, like, whoa. and, get this, it’s gonna slow down disease progression, like, no more forgetting where u put ur diamonds in the game, ya know? plus, we’re gonna restructure all the dementia services in the UK, so u know it’s gonna be legit. join us and level up ur brain while u mine for diamonds, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

NeoLand – Minecraft server created for you

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	4519	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

The owner of the server “NeoLand – Created for You” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.69:25677

Huddle SMP: Where the only hustle is trying to find a potato in a village!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	65	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Essentials, Ledger, Dynmap, AFK-Display, Anti-Endermen-Grief, Double-Shulker-Shells, Fast-Leaf-Decay, Multiplayer-Sleep, Player-Head-Drops, Mob-Head-Drops, BlazeAndCaves advancement pack
Server Version	Fabric 1.20.4
Host Location	Europe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.gg/esPXxrmz

Can I create my own faction on the server?

Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions on the server or join existing ones.

What are the server rules?

The server rules will be provided to you during the application process on the Discord server. Make sure to read and adhere to the rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players have the option to be either pacifist or pro-war, allowing for a variety of gameplay styles including PvP.

ChubbyTitcow Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of frolicking through pixelated fields with a chubby titcow by your side? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies and finally get that titcow lovin’ you’ve been craving. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, some steamy titcow action. Who knows, you might just find true love in the form of a chunky bovine beauty. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the titcow romance begin!

AkkuyuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zombie Dances:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have built the ultimate nuclear power plant inspired by Russia’s Akkuyu plant! Join us and become a nuclear engineer, just like the Turkish citizens studying at the National Research Nuclear University in Moscow.

But that’s not all – we have close ties with Pakistan, the only Muslim country with nukes. Turkey even builds warships and exports weapons to them, so you know we mean business on this server.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, Turkey is getting more involved in African countries with large uranium deposits. Who knows what kind of adventures and treasures await you as you explore our server?

Join now for a truly explosive Minecraft experience – just don’t forget your radiation suit!