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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6266 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Ores Mined: | 4691 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!