THATS MY GOAT! Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

ScandiCraft: Where Vikings and Creepers Collide!

Baltic Sea, borders, Boundaries, boxed in, collide, confined, Countries, CREEPERS, denmark, European countries, finland, geography, location, Map, neighbors, Nordic countries, Northern Europe, norway, peninsula, ScandiCraft, Scandinavia, surrounded by, Trapped, Vikings

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being boxed in by boring old countries like Finland, Norway, and Denmark? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those pesky countries by building your own virtual empire filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Finnish, Norwegian, and Danish players who might try to steal your enchanted cookies.

Epirate Towny: Where you can conquer lands, fight epic battles, and roleplay as a pirate without the confusing brackets!

{Bedrock IP}, advanced fishing system, Battles, Bedrock Port, Brackets, Confusing, Conquer, custom weapons, Discord, Earth Map, Economy, Epic, Epirate, Factions, Fight, important, Lands, Map, Pirate, player-built ships, PvP, release date, Roleplay, sea monsters, server details, Towny, Trailer, Treasures, Version

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Earth Map + Live Map	An Earth map with live updates
Custom Weapons and Armor	Unique weapons and armor for players
Sea Monsters	A challenge for players to face
Player-built ships	Customizable ships for naval battles
Treasures	Rare treasures to discover
Wars and naval regions	Engage in battles and conquer regions
Economy	An in-game economic system
Advanced Fishing system	Enhanced fishing mechanics for players

FAQ

When will the server be released?

The server is set to release on May 3.

What is the IP for the server?

The IP for the Minecraft server is play.epiratemc.com

Is there a Bedrock version of the server?

Yes, the Bedrock IP is epiratemc.com and the port is 19132.

What version of Minecraft is required to play?

The server is compatible with Minecraft version 1.20.x

Blocky Idols

AMBITION, anime characters, blocky, compassion, courage, determination, discipline, Empathy, humility, IDOLS, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, life role models, loyalty, perseverance, Respect, role models, Selflessness, strength, wisdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	9905
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Dimension Hops:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a cross between Naruto and Goku – full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and friendship power-ups! Join us and follow in the footsteps of your favorite anime characters as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a secret ninja who can summon dragons with just a flick of their wrist. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft hero!

Bunny Bonanza Kingdom – Where Rabbits Rule and Players Drool!

#sustainability, alarming rate, Animal Behavior, bonanza, breeding, Bunny, conservation, Drool, ecological balance, ecology, ecosystem impact, Environment, intervention, Kingdom, liege, Management, mating habits, overpopulation, Pest Control, Players, population control, Rabbits, rapid growth, Reproduction, rule, wildlife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is overrun with rabbits breeding at an alarming rate. It’s like a cute fluffy apocalypse! Join us and witness the chaos as these bunnies take over the land, hopping around and causing mischief wherever they go. Will you be able to survive in a world where rabbits reign supreme? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the rabbits are actually secret agents working for a mysterious bunny mafia. Who knew that cute little creatures could be so sneaky? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this fluffy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the rabbit revolution – join our server today!

VentureBlock MC VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Grief Protection, Maps, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Player Shops, Player vs environment, Player vs Player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Sandbox, schematics, Server, Survival, Testing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Hypixel VS VentureBlock MC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
large player base	can be overcrowded
variety of mini-games	may experience lag

VentureBlock MC

Pros	Cons
player-based economy	smaller player base
custom enchantments	limited mini-games

FAQ

Is Hypixel suitable for players who enjoy a large community and variety of mini-games?

Yes, Hypixel is great for players who prefer a bustling server with many game options.

Is VentureBlock MC more focused on player-driven economies and custom enchantments?

Yes, VentureBlock MC offers a player-based economy system and custom enchantments for a more personalized gameplay experience.

Creepers & Endermen: Your sister’s black boyfriend gives diamonds

addressing prejudice, awkward situations, Black, Boyfriend, breaking barriers, challenging assumptions, communication skills, confronting bias, confronting stereotypes, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, diamonds, endermen, family acceptance, family dynamics, interracial dating, interracial relationship, navigating discomfort, Open-mindedness, race relations, sibling relationships, sister’s boyfriend, sisters, social norms, societal expectations, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Tired of getting that look from your sister’s black boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire and never have to deal with awkward family situations again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns anyone who gives you that look into a friendly llama. So come join us and say goodbye to uncomfortable stares and hello to endless fun!

Crafty Cluckers: The Chicken Apocalypse

Apocalypse, beauty standards, Beyoncé, Bleaching, Celebrity, chicken, Cluckers, controversy, Crafty, cultural appropriation, empowerment, feminism, Girl Power, Identity, influencer, media scrutiny, Music (Industry), pandemic, pop culture, public figure, Race, racism, skin color, social media

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where Beyoncé isn’t worshipped like the queen she is? Look no further, because on our server, Beyoncé is our girl and we bow down to her fabulousness every day! Join us for epic Beyoncé dance parties, where we build pixelated shrines in her honor and blast her music through the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you have Queen Bey ruling over your Minecraft kingdom? So come on over and join the Beyhive on our server – because if Beyoncé approves, you know it’s gonna be fierce!

PandoraShield Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, Blocks and Adventure, BUILD, creative freedom, diamond-based economy, Economy, Explore, Freedom of Action, HACKING, Minecraft, minecraft server, PandoraCraftGuard, PandoraShield, PandoraShield Protection, PCG, Protection, Server, Trade, Vanilla Experience, virtual wealth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchantments Applied:	88	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

? Vanilla Experience: Discover the exciting world of Minecraft with vanilla gameplay, enhanced with enhancements to enhance your experience and streamline your gameplay, while fully immersing yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

? PandoraShield Protection: We keep you and your world safe with our powerful protection system, PandoraCraftGuard (PCG). This provides reliable protection against hacking and unwanted actions of other players, allowing you to enjoy the game in a relaxed environment.

? Diamond Based Economy: On the server we have a unique diamond based economic system. This gives you the opportunity to trade, create and build your own virtual wealth, opening up new opportunities and resources for your development.

? Freedom of Action: With PandoraShield you have complete creative freedom. Endless opportunities await you to build, explore, and bring your wildest ideas to life.

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Scar SMP

1.12.2, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, crash, DDOS, Development, Discord, Duping, Flight, GRIEFED.., Lag Machines, Paper, rules, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survivalpvp, tweaking, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13

SCAR SMP

Welcome to the page for the Scar SMP, a true anarchy survival server based on the 1.12.2 version.

Our server runs on Paper, we are a brand new server (Although spawn is already griefed heavily)

Our only rules:

Dont make lag machines.

Dont DDoS/Crash the server

Duping is allowed

Flight is enabled

We heavily base our antics on the popular, and oldest anarchy server, 2b2t. Though we beg not to be compared, we are different.

WE ARE STILL IN HEAVY DEVELOPMENT AND TWEAKING!!If you have any suggestions, please do join our discord server!

discord.gg/PAQTrHbKS4

trueanarchy.duckdns.org:25572

PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Bliss, BLOCK, BROWN, Brown Man, brown man’s heaven, Celestial, Divine, Dreamland, Ethereal, Haven, Heaven, ideal, idyllic, man, nirvana, Oasis, Paradise, Peaceful, PoopCraft, Sanctuary, Serene, Treasure, utopia

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!