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ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

#facial hair, #mens grooming, Appearance, clean, clean cut, clean-shaven, facial grooming, fashion, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming routine, grooming tips, hygiene, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, personal care, pixels, self-care, self-respecting man, ShaveCraft, shaving, stay, Style, well groomed

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	81	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

Academy, ai, album, April 20th, April 21st, culture, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, Generals, League, League Academy, learning, managers, Matches, Minecraft, Pro Evolution Soccer, simulation, Teams, Threads, Twerk, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7510
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

1992, 3D Graphics, ai, catastrophe, coming through, Controlling, Credit, drab, full 3D, jump, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pixelated, Problems, remake, retro gaming, Server, SNES, Throwback, Understanding, unreal engine, video games, young

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Potions Brewed:	191	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

CraftyWifeBeaters, cultural acceptance, domestic violence, feminist movement, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender-based violence, historical practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal rights, Life, Misogyny, patriarchy, sexism, social justice, societal change, societal norms, societal progress, toxic masculinity, Traditions, violence against women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures: #2147

#union raid, 240420533, 5th Anniversary Stream, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, Android, ANNI CODE, anniversary stream, blocky, cd-keys-guide, co-op, Costume Passes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, Diesel, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Midnight Strawberry, Modernia, Ms. Dangerous, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Nikkes, ONEANDHALFANNIVSHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Second Affection, Sim Room Overclock, snow white, Special Recruit, the last kingdom, update, White Knight

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mines Excavated:	3799	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it even has its own Android/iOS/PC game download link! You can play Minecraft on the go and never miss a moment of the action.

Need some FAQs answered? We got you covered with a link that will blow your mind! And don’t forget to check out our active codes for some sweet rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more awesome.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have anniversary streams, optimization updates, and developer’s notes that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” and “Sim Room Overclock” will have you laughing and having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: Weighty Wonders

#workout, body composition, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, health, heavy lifting, is this too much weight, motivation, muscle building, perseverance, Physical fitness, self improvement, strength gains, strength training, weight management, weightlifting, weighty, wellness, Wonders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mesugakis’ Epic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Potions Brewed:	154

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because mesugakis is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness that grants you the power to defeat any foe with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join mesugakis today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun, then maybe you will regret it).

Crafty Commander’s Crazy Minecraft Madness

Allegiance, America, commander in chief, Commanders, courage, Crafty, crazy, determination, General Trump, GOD, GREATNESS, inspiration, leadership, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, power, president, strength, success, united states, Victory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	194

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.

Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.

With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨

Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Items Found:	5551
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!