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NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	9641	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mines Excavated:	2602
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Emeralds Found:	7296	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Veggie Microscope Quest – Paper Mill Chronicles

academic journals, Chronicles, electron microscope, microscope, microscopy techniques, Mill, OCR error, Paper, paper mill articles, plant biology, plant cells, Quest, research papers, scientific advancement, scientific analysis, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific error, scientific imaging, scientific investigation, scientific literature, scientific methods, scientific research, scientific technology, vegetative electron microscopy, Veggie

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the tale of vegetative electron microscopy is told in a way that will blow your mind. we have so many paper mill articles that got mixed in by an apparent OCR error, it’s like a virtual library of randomness.

if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.

join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Catch Combos, chat games, cosmetic keys, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, poke wordle, Pokebuilder, shiny legendary, shiny spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For more information, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Mystic Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ass growth, beauty standards, bigger butts, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, booty workouts, crafted, curves, exercise routines, female anatomy, female empowerment, fitness goals, glute exercises, Land, mystic, physical appearance, self esteem, self love, self-confidence, societal pressures, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft server and witness the magical transformation of pixelated female characters into voluptuous beauties with thicc booties!

Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!

Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

GrannyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.

With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.

So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!

PreggoRageCraft

Blame, college classes, Communication, crying, FaceTime, family, indespicable, Mature, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Mother, nephew, PreggoRageCraft, Pregnancy, reaction, response, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, School, sister, Yelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	159914	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time my sister called me during my college presentation to tell me she’s pregnant, and then blamed me for ruining her pregnancy because I didn’t answer her FaceTime calls. But fear not, on our server, miscommunications won’t lead to family feuds – they’ll lead to epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings. So come on in and let’s build some bridges instead of burning them! Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

BlockyNSFWLand

BlockyNSFWLand, boundary violation, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, office gossip, office misconduct, office politics, unprofessional behavior, work drama, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace environment, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace incident, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace scandal, workplace standards, workplace violation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9169	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.

One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!