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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6341 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!