That girlfriend is a zombie

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their infinite wisdom and llama-like grace.

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you find it, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

– Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti that players must navigate while fighting each other. The last one standing gets to eat the spaghetti as their prize.

– We have a special event every Friday where players must hunt down a wild Ender Dragon that has escaped from the End dimension. The player who captures it gets to ride it around the server for the rest of the day.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and live as an honorable mention in the most ridiculous and fun way possible!