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BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Dragon Eggs Found:	9554	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	268
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers do the moonwalk, and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockyDefense Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Votes:	3674
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures

SovietSeaSabotage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Enchantments Applied:	265	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we got russian shadow fleets breakin marine cables like it’s nobodys business. u wanna be part of dat action, dontcha? come join us and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. who needs regular ol’ servers when u can be part of dis madness? so come on, what u waitin for? join us and be part of the craziest adventure u ever seen in Minecraft!

Auto-Corrected Worcestershire

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6355
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?

we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.

so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Morning Macrophage Mayhem

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got macrophages running around like crazy, detecting and responding to harmful substances like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, depending on the time of day, these bad boys function differently!

In the morning, these macrophages are on fire, their inflammasome activation is quicker and more robust. It’s like they’ve had their morning coffee and they are ready to kick some immune system butt! So if you want an immune response that’s heightened during the early part of the day, then this is the server for you!

Join us now and experience the madness of macrophages in Minecraft like never before. Who knew immune cells could be so wild and crazy? Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

Survland server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Mineshield, Server, Survival, Survland, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Survland: Vanilla Minecraft Server

Welcome to Survland, the classic vanilla Minecraft server! Here you will find a pure and unaltered gaming experience, a friendly community and true adventure in survival mode. Survland is a similar version of the popular Mineshield server, offering the same exciting experience. Join us and enjoy Minecraft in its original form!

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Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, all the 404s that have been forgotten i still remember, but i took of just like that and this next one i was going to drive home, but in saying that i looked at the time, but maybe a double kill was too much, but pepe was to much to kill, cope seethe post more, ETERNAL, HORIZON, i thought i just thought, it pointed to the past and every second that ticked over was like a win in my book, my eyes tighten and i thought maybe i was biting more then i could chew with that one, no one knows hows best done with undetectable death, that was my problem i didnt act, the power of thread killing mine, words i never thought id say, you mother fucker

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Ever wanted to kill Pepe in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Double kills, time travel, and forgotten 404s await you on our server. Coping, seething, and posting more has never been more fun! Experience undetectable death and tighten your eyes in excitement. Drive home the power of thread killing on our server like never before! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	367329

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	8047
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).

DreamCraftMC

aspirations, Desires, Dream car, dream gadgets, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, dream wedding, DreamCraftMC, dreams, expensive, FANTASY, future plans, goals, Lavish, luxury, material possessions, unattainable, unreachable, Wishlist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Star Shards Collected:	117
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Farms Harvested:	472

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t afford the luxurious lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have it all! Imagine riding around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, building mansions made entirely of emerald blocks, and taming dragons to guard your treasure hoard.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop golden apples, you’ll never run out of surprises on our server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on quests to uncover hidden dungeons filled with priceless loot.

So why wait to live out your wildest dreams? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life you’ve always wanted – no credit card required!