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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3166 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!