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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7525 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.
