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LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ores Mined:	8368	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	367175	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	132
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8158	Farms Harvested:	589
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2942
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ores Mined:	9711
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	3095
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	617320	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!